Life is too short for traffic


Bill Sanderson
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG."
- Bill Gates
C.F. Payne

"Walking isn't a lost art — one must, by some means, get to the garage."
- Evan Esar
Chase Stone

"The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man."
- Marshall McLuhan
Andre Kutscherauer

"Two-hundred forty horsepower isn't enough to move me anymore. Enough to move my body, yes, but not my soul."
- S.A. Sachs
Chris Gall

“It is more fun to drive a slow car fast than to drive a fast car slow.”
- Abner Perney
David Johnson

"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it."
- Dudley Moore
Gary Kelley

"A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial."
- Andrew Malcolm
Goni Montes

"The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual, his shrine to the self, his mobile Walden Pond."
- Edward McDonagh
Guy Stauber

"Automobiles are not ferocious.... it is man who is to be feared."
- Robbins B. Stoeckel
James Bennet

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
- George Carlin
John Mattos

"Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus."
- Francoise Sagan
Kent Barton

"Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car."
- E.B. White
Maria Corte Maidagan

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
- Doug Larson
Mark Summers

"And then the car was beside him, not idling but panting like a deadly animal which may or may not be tamed."
- Stephen King
Mark T Smith

"And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system."
- Robert Brault
Michal Dziekan

"No other man-made device since the shields and lances of ancient knights fulfills a man's ego like an automobile."
- Lord Rootes
Niklas Asker

“Life is too short for traffic."
- Dan Bellack
                Orlando Arocena
                "The car has become... an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete."
                - Marshall McLuhan

Paul Cox

"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
-Steven Wright
Ricardo Martinez

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. "
- Jason Love
Tim Bower

"A commuter tie-up consists of you - and people who for some reason won't use public transit."
- Robert Brault
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